My dog.

My dog, River, is super whiney.  I feel kind of bad about saying this, because he is so in love with me.  But, he is driving me crazy.

I love him so and he is adorable – which is why he gets away with everything.

Jerk out.

Mythbusters…

OK, we watch Mythbusters almost every single evening (we are newbies to the series).  I did notice that in the earliest seasons, the guys seemed to really NOT get along.

We watch the shows based on subjects and not in any sort of order, so when we come across the ones where the guys are kinda pissy with one another, it’s surprising to us.

I love this show, but the pissyiness (real word), bugs me.  Come one guys, cut the crap.

Jerk out.

cocktail time…

OK, I usually have a cocktail every other night after dinner. Tonight I had one.  Vodka with a Le Croix club soda.  It’s a nice buzz that I highly recommend.

I have a lot to talk about, which may have something to do with the cocktail.  My husband suggested I should just write on my blog. So, I am.

I’m sure you are super psyched to read every word. hehe

Jerk out.

 

First PTA meeting – School nurse…..

Had a laugh as I left the Class Parent meeting last night.  The part I always dread – where the Nurse threatens the hell out of the class parents about killing the kids with allergies. Freaking out over Reese cups at the meeting.  Treating us like idiots. She was on fire.

Oh, and she said that ‘a lot of the kids are fat and don’t need to be fed AGAIN’ [parties] after lunch.  One of the moms mumbled, ‘did she really just say that??’.

Oh, and all the while saying, ‘I can only stay couple minutes’, while repeating her mantra of us killing our kids.  I get her point and understand and appreciate her responsibility, but, come on…

Jerkstore out…..

Hey, it’s me, Jerkstore!

Hi there!
My name is Jerkstore. So, any suggestions, comments, etc. should be addressed to me, Jerkstore.
I am a woman who is trying to figure it out. That’s it.
I have a tendency to rant about daily life events, so perhaps this will appeal to you.
Please feel free to share your thoughts with me – I would love to hear from you.
I talk and write like a real grown up person, so I use spirited language, just like you and I live my life in the mostly-real world, so this site is not rated PG.  I have a kid and no, he is not allowed to read this blog.

OK, let’s go…..